i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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