i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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