and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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