I am puke
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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