when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you have to choose: penises or morals?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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