A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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