But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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