I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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