Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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