I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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