I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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