Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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