I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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