I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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