just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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