Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
how drunk are you?
Several
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Randomize
