My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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