I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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