If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she smelled like a LAN party
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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