OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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