It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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