Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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