did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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