So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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