All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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