dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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