lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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