I have demons in me.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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