We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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