ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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