Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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