I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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