FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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