Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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