he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Congratulations! We have a period
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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