quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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