He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
