In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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