I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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