The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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