we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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