Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize