So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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