He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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