Cold hands, warm shart.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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