break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
