When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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