Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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