why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
These tits shall not be calmed
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
