the new term for farting is butt boxing.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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