just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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