Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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