Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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