covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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