i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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