What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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